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this is what plays when you’re dying and your life is flashing before your eyes
*puts this on my End Of The World playlist*
Ok @peachcrushedvelvet is 100% accurate but here are several other situations I feel this beautiful creation could apply to
1. End of the world type of experience as noted above by @nero-neptune i.e. meteors falling and people running, things exploding and desperately trying to survive
2. Desperately running through your house avoiding attackers (guns, projectiles, of some type)
3. You’re in a library and you accidentally knock something over which knocks over all of the shaves domino style and you’re running down the hallway with them falling in the background.
Everybody please contribute
4. You finally experience love at first sight, but they’re in the middle of a bank heist and you’re getting caught in the cross fire
5. You’re getting arrested in roller skates at the laundromat
6. Intergalactic space travel in the form of a gay cruise
An elevator ends up falling down a shaft with you in it in a superhero movie
10. That pot brownie kicks in right as you start falling backwards onto the grass in the middle of an open field.
11. A slo-mo montage of a riot
12. You’re an eccentric (queer coded) villain in an action movie who’s dancing up to the tied up hero, about to explain your evil plan.
I love how movie!Symbrock is like “Pussy”, “Parasite”, “You’re a loser, Eddie”, [3 hours of bickering over what they should and shouldn’t eat.]
While comic!Symbrock is all “my darling”, “my love”, “here I bought chocolates for you”, “I love you, Eddie”, “hey how about we raise a kid together?”
It doesn’t matter whether you’re more into fluff or bickering; canon has you covered.
Chompette
honestly… she’s adorable. Somebody please take all the various “-ettes” that have come out of this trend and make a fighting game.
Super Smash Sisters (or Princesses)!
My roomba is scared of thunderstorms
I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles
I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap
Humans will pack bond with anything.
I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.
Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.
I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.
It’s gonna be 92 today and I’m feeling this big time
Its been 100 and above this past week. Save us
[”bouta beat my meat, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
bouta beat my meat,
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
bouta beat my meat,
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo”]
WHAT
I may have reblogged this recently but holy shit the noise it makes when he slaps the bowl out of his hand fucking kills me.
Look … I love, love Del Toro, The Shape of Water looks incredible, and it’s getting rave reviews, and I need to see it, but I absolutely can’t go to the movies. I just can’t sit down and watch that nice lady fuck Abe Sapien’s sexy cousin in a theater full of strangers. I’m not even going to be able to handle it myself 13 months from now when I get to watch it alone on my laptop. I love and respect all you freaks but I am not a monster fucker like the rest of you. And a fish? A fucking fish? You ever cut your hand by going against the grain of a fish’s scales? Hell no. Keep that away from my pussy. What’s his dick like? You don’t know. Could have spines. Not chancing it.
not all of us are cowards
Ready or not…here they come.
Kakurenbo (2005) dir. Shûhei Morita | March 2017 Theme : Animated Horror
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